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Domestic Violence and Abuse

HOW A BRIDGE KILLED A BUS! (Poly Bridge)



g'day g'day fills I am laser beam also known as the construction good welcome back to poly bridge the most popular series on the channel everyone loves this shit everyone belts the bloody like button you keep telling me how much you love it in the comments so you know what we're gonna do we're playing some more bitch and today the long-awaited the long-promised sandbox mode now in sandbox mode you can create whatever you want ok let me just show you so to start with I built this jump and we're gonna see if it works Gabe got a super car he's just gonna jump so let's see what happens ready you ready fly yep yeah Oh oh fuck yeah that was actually the first time I tested that it worked beautifully now the construction guide has absolute freedom like literally unlimited budget I can do whatever the fuck I want so let's see if we can improve this you know let's improve it a little bit just a teeny tiny bit ok I don't question it I'm building a tower of cars oh yeah this is like fast in the Furious but they're all gonna crash and burn alright beautiful so how I imagine it they're all gonna hit the jump hit that thing crash and burn and die that's the plan let's see how this fails let's just see how it fails oh yeah that's great oh oh that's beautiful alright well looks like they've got a bit of a train going on oh it's all good I figured out another way to do this okay we're just gonna make a bunch of ramps start it off we're gonna build a giant death ramp oh it's gonna be fun yeah so I basically built a giant death ramp there's a school bus at the end that's going to be entertaining we're gonna see if kids can fly that's what we're gonna see actually I'm gonna remove that so they can just jump again okay I prefer it when they just jump alright here we go let's give it a go let's see what happens a-hole they're off to the races this is the laser Vein space program I am a generous God all look at this shit oh that's a clusterfuck oh here comes the school bus honk honk bitch oh he's rubbing his wheels all over him well at least our least one of them finished all right so one more go on this bridge but there's a guy with one of those big wheeled bicycles so I want to give him a go yeah he's from like the 1700s got like one of those big wheeled bicycles he's stupid as hell he doesn't seem to give a fuck though and he's gonna give this a go oh oh oh oh he's not giving up though he ain't giving up he's a beast he's a he doesn't give a fuck look at that top hat he's British though so I'm kind of happy he crashed you can tell he's British because of the top hat and the monocle yeah so the sandbox is fun but to go along with it there is the workshop mode where people use the sandbox to create stupid Isles custom scenarios like this one's a catapult somehow let's watch a replay see how it works oh yeah okay oh oh yeah I don't know if you can see that because it looks like a potato but I think that was a guy on a moped getting launched so yeah this is like normal poly bridge on fucking steroids so since I'm uncreated as shit let's play some our let's play some our community stuff okay how do I replicate that catapult that they built I think I have to launch basically just gonna launch the car into that pillow right yeah it should be easy then the little moped man he should just get launched to the flag you should get launched that's the point of corner the fucking catapult weren't you listening I don't even know what ugly ass creature I'm building right now it should not be alive though her ass we'll see if this Oh what the hell I just wanna see if this works at knocking that over oh yes oh yes oh this is gonna work a treat oh did you see him just slide through the gap or if it's wrong to be sexually attracted to that I don't want to be right but I you know what I think we I think we could figure out is tested this time come on baby come on baby oh yeah oh yes sweetheart oh okay the moped went too far fuck fuck you you hipster farmer bastard you know what I need to do I need to build something that stops the stops the moped sorry sorry so he hits it and then falls backwards can you feel it comin in D oh oh well we does it work oh I didn't even need it I didn't even need it oh lucky goddamn hipster surely at some point sir ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha this will work surely we've got it come on don't don't for all that was nice yes oh look at him wheelie to the finish line oh that's clutches shit yeah so that was the dopest fuck let's save the replay oh yeah that's pretty cool that's pretty cool yeah that was a good replay good replay now let's do some more community stuff all right this one is called the fall let's look at the replays let's look at the replays oh that's interesting oh we've got the hipster on the moped again and it means we get to kill the moped that bloody hipster I'm all for it all we really got to do is yeah build a war hashtag Donald Trump build a wall got to stop them hipsters am i right I bet I barely have to even worry about load-bearing stuff but I'm gonna do it anyway because I'm the construction God and I have standards all right it should work let's murder a moped yeah it's like a birthday present ah look at that testicle I'll look that testicle let's share that replay oh yeah look at that replay ah eyes want to watch it again look at him die now this bridge looks absolutely stupid like insane it's called crane look at some of these replays holy fuck yes I'm trying this I don't know how to beat it but I'm gonna try it oh yes so basically you know you have to cross the river while also going over the boat but we have a shitload of money so the idea is we build a crane so here's my plan I'm going to build Strait bridge and then I'm just gonna lift up the entire middle section like a crane oh yeah construction montage baby I got a lot of work to do oh yeah boys okay take a look take a guess the structural integrity is precise the load-bearing is completely even this baby will lift that middle section now we put the hydraulics in and now we were left we were left and now boys now she will lift oh my god oh oh she's gorgeous if it's wrong to be sexually attract oh my god it's working beautifully oh it's about to get fucking hit by the boat isn't it oh yeah well fuck all right we're gonna have to get a bit more unconventional we're gonna have to go next level with this shit brought me a performance a miracle basically I made it a double double elevator let's see if this shit works it's you know get more get more pull come on baby come on baby oh fuck is it it's still probably not gonna ha ha ha ha ha that is my most beautiful creation let's see if it comes back down oh yes it's locked in I want you to look at that I want you to admire that that is like that is construction Jesus that is my child that is my finest crash that is oh that's so awesome you'll save that replay oh man that breach is just so beautiful it's just gorgeous all right this one's called the cliff ever ever where the fuck is that supposed to work there's there's no way you can just build a bridge up like that right that just can't work that's it that's it watch this watch that shit just drugs into it what's that yeah sorry so yeah that cut so okay so what I obviously got to do is flip him around flip him around okay so it looks a bit like a piece of shit but uh I mean Cole looks like a caterpillar out of the wide caterpillar really fucking caterpillar goddamn no your animals let's just see if this works though no he drowned yeah he drowned him his whole family fucking hell let's see if he flips around oh yeah oh that's gonna be great that's good okay we got this shit alright now we have to build another bridge that kind of goes kind of goes up like this gets him up to that yeah this should be fucking easy now alright see how this works right oh so far so bloody good oh now he's stuck in that forever he is screwed I'm so glad I learned how to zoom in look at this awesome it's gonna make it a bit more of a job this should work now oh look at that backflip oh come on ah wet how the hell could you fuck that up any more like honestly if you will like man I'm gonna fuck up this bridge I don't think you could fuck it up more go on come on are you you having a giggle you have no bloody giggle are you having a giggle are you having a laugh car touchdown oh I thought it was impossible but totally did it uh yeah oh so that is a community creation slush sandbox I probably could have done more sandbox but honestly the community just has better ideas but I really like that felt the bloody like button if you enjoyed it let me know if you'd like to see more sandbox slash community creations or if you'd like to see me just beat the campaign I don't know it's up to you anyway fellas you're all a bunch of bloody legends I will see you fellas later and as always cheers bells you

Cesar Sullivan

36 thoughts on “HOW A BRIDGE KILLED A BUS! (Poly Bridge)

  1. i only now released that its LazarBeam not LazerBeam and i have been watching this channel for over a year

  2. Everyone:
    Lazarbeam: hell yeah letโ€™s do a fucking trick shot with the school bus
    Everyone: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh lazarbeam just did a trick shot
    (From 2:10)

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  4. 1:50 the greatest invention in history the car alanch.

    I'm bad at making up words plz sub to me coz I need to get a life ๐Ÿ™

  5. 7:32 uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh YEAH please tell me Iโ€™m not the only one who got turned on by that square

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