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My First Concussion


MKAY, SO I was at Oaks Park with friends, for someones 13th birthday party. *COUGH* EnderMellon (check out his channel) We didn’t have much time, and apparently we didn’t have much patience either. Enderkick: heeeeyyyyyy, do you think we should not run around a crowded theme park with hundreds of things Enderkick: you could trip over? Guess what we did instead! We ran around in a crowded theme park with hundreds of things we could trip over!>:(( I was talking about the story in a skype call and someone said I was tripped, but I don’t think so. Maybe that’s just an effect of the thing i’m about to tell you about…WOAHHHTT? We were running around like headless turkeys when I tripped over the tip of my shoe and fell headfirst on the asphalt… I remember trying to stand up, but lip smack I fell back down. Two people came up and helped me walk. My vision was upside-down guys! [Distant] The ground was on the ceiling! SCREECH They had me sit down at a table when an innocent couple were sitting, eating their hotdogs. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can just imagine what was going through their minds… [Enderkick describing himself like a narcissist] A dizzy monster with bloody elbows and a yoshi egg on their head, walking toward their table. Peachella: I think this milkshake has laxatives in it! **([GASPING NOISE])** :0 Peachella:A MONSTERRRRR EnderMellon: PFFT, monsters aren’t real… EnderMellon now screaming: SWEET MOTHER OF MY UNBORN CHILD, ITS A MONSTER ill finish the rest of the subtitles later

Cesar Sullivan

35 thoughts on “My First Concussion

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  2. Ahhhhh, concussions. I got a mild concussion when I was figure skating over a year ago. I fell backwards hard and hit my head. I laid on the ice for awhile but then I felt okay. *These sentences feel choppy*.

    Okay bye ๐Ÿ‘‹

  3. This video actually made me laugh out loud, and your mum's voice acting was hilarious.

    my favourite bits
    All of the screams into the mic.
    "Sweet mother of my unborn child"
    "What's a goose egg?"
    "I KNEW this would happen"
    "Are the neighbours spying on me agaiiinnnn?"
    "MuM, i'M sEeING FlAsHINg LIgHtS."

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